mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
me: just kidding call the cops.
That awkward moment
when someone
asks you what's wrong and they're the
problem.
That
awkward
moment
when you make eye contact with someone through
the little crack in the bathroom
stall.
My biggest pet peeve
is when I'm singing and the artist gets the words
wrong.
Don't know
what to write
but wanting to use this format.
but wanting to use this format.
if you ever feel ignored, just remember,
will smith has a 21 year old son named trey smith.
Chocolate makes dogs REALLY tired.
Mine has been sleeping for
like 3 days.
*First English class*
Teacher: Today we are gonna work on poetry.
Class: *groans*
Me: *smiles*
Teacher: LETS GET SOME EDGAR ALLEN POE UP IN THIS JOINT
Teacher: Today we are gonna work on poetry.
Class: *groans*
Me: *smiles*
Teacher: LETS GET SOME EDGAR ALLEN POE UP IN THIS JOINT
white girl problems
"i'm not picking my nose, just fixing my nose ring."
My mom accidently wrote that she is my spouse on her taxes.
This is a conversation I never thought I'd have.
