Best Blanket Quotes Ever


The new witty omg..
this is so confusing..
So this is how my pets feel when I throw a blanket over
them and watch them try to get out.. ( ゚д゚)



walking around in underwear and a blanket cape like the f×ckin queen of unemployment


Why do we feel safe under blankets?
It's not like a murderer will come in thinkinh, "Alright I'm gonna kill- ahh damn! She's under a blanket."







Teen Logic: Nothing bad can happen if you're under a blanket, remember that




 

That Annoying Moment when
you can't find the long side of your blanket.
im gonna cover a song *puts blanket over cd*

Warm my body to the core just like a blanket.
His face was so sweet then he took my breath away. Hit me so hard like a rock through a window. I knew I was in trouble from the moment I met you, boy.

Those nights when you just want to curl up under a soft blanket and watch sad movies, just cry it all out, because the fact that nothing's actually wrong and you're still this upset is highly upsetting
I have to sleep with a blanket, no matter how hot my room is!



Me: *hears noise*
Me: *hides under blankets*
Murderer: Aww crap, she's under a blanket! OH WAIT! HER FOOT IS SHOWING!
Me: *slowly slides foot into blanket*
Murderer: Oh, nevermind. *leaves*



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