Best Contest_relatable_quotes Quotes Today


Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff 
192 1 happiest* happiest*
funny

i was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl in manhattan but something went wrong idk 
131 3 happiest* happiest*
funny

At  McDonalds  last  night  this  dude,
 gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry, 
    so i threw it back at him and yelled   ,
"You McF/cked up. 

format credit to: Jade672

 
123 2 vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
love
 
Dont spend too much time on
worrying about your mistakes.
Mistakes become experience.

 

73 0 Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
contest_life_problems
why can't periods just last for like an hour, like okay you've made your point, I'm not pregnant you can leave now
69 5 kelly* kelly*
true
Format chickittylover

Facebook would be . .
way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes 
girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
 details at eleven . . . .
 

61 0 vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
funny

what if eyebrows went
all the way around our eyes
62 10 *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
love
Old people are either super nice
or the meanest people on earth 
there is no inbetween. 

 
61 1 vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
funny

i want to play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
52 2 kelly* kelly*
lol

during a maths test:
me: my answer = 23
answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
me: well 23 is closest to 170, so that must be the answer
47 1 kelly* kelly*
lol
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