Monopoly Quotes

customer: could I have a coke with that

me: is pepsi ok?

customer: is monopoly money ok?

me: NO ACTUALLY IT ISN'T OK FOR YOU TO PAY WITH MONOPOLY MONEY JUST BECAUSE I SERVED YOU A PEPSI INSTEAD OF A COKE BECAUSE PEPSI AND COKE ARE BOTH LEGITIMATE ALBEIT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME BASIC BEVERAGE. THEY ARE BOTH TASTY AND EQUALLY EDIBLE. MONOPOLY MONEY, HOWEVER, IS NOT OK TO PAY WITH BECAUSE WE HAVE A STANDARDISED LEGAL TENDER IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT MONOPOLY MONEY. ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO TOYS R US AND BUY MONOPOLY BUT IF THEY COULD SPEND THE MONEY THEY OBTAINED IN IT EVERYWHERE WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO THE ECONOMY THERE'D BE CHAOS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU WERE YOU DROPPED AS A BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Format by Breeze

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Breeze
money

Thanksgiving → Shortly after a huge fight erupted at the dinner table.

Me: We should play a game.
My Brother: Like what?
Me: Monopoly?
Him: Nah Monopoly tears families apart.
Me: Evidently so does Thanksgiving.

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writtenrain*
lol

Monopoly

tearing families apart since 1933

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ninjanisha
funny

every christmas my mum suggests that we all sit and play monopoly, and every year it ends with her crying in the corner, dad refusing to talk to anyone, my older brother screaming, my little brother running away and me sat at the table laughing maniacally as i buy 2 more hotels

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happiest*
funny

Playing Monopoly

Expectation:

Fun fun fun
Yay!!!
Nice game!
This is very fun!

Reality:

Stop that you cheater!
YOU STOP THAT, B*TCH!
F*CKING GAME, I HATE ALL OF YOU!
I HATE THIS SH*T

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Psychic_Potter
games

Imagine if Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Frank, and Hazel played Monopoly together.

" Hazel, we all see you moving the pieces. "

" Piper, stop charmspeaking yourself out of jail."

" No, Percy, you can't have a swimming pool in your hotel."

" Leo, stop making things with the pieces."

" Frank, I'm sorry there's no Canada on the board, but CALM DOWN!"

"Jason, you can't electrocute your way to victory."

" ANNABETH, STOP BEATING EVERYBODY!! JUST LOSE ALREADY!!!"

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