Sister: What's a
pedestrian?
Me: Ask mom.
Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
Mom: But you are a pedestrain
Sister: *cries*
Me: Ask mom.
Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
Mom: But you are a pedestrain
Sister: *cries*
Once upon a time a girl met a boy.
They were both young, naive, and looking for joy.
They became friends, but it wasn't enough.
He asked her out and they were falling in love.
But the girl got scared, and she tried to run.
When she realized her mistake, the boy decided revenge
was more fun.
So he found a new lover, an evil witch who took him
away.
And the girl watched them with her broken heart day after day.
And the girl watched them with her broken heart day after day.
Are you on your period?
No, I'm genuinely mad at you peasant, don't go blaming my menstrual.
No, I'm genuinely mad at you peasant, don't go blaming my menstrual.
Just because I'm nice...
Just because I'm naive...
Just because I'll trust you...
Just because I won't fight back...
Just because I'm easy to take advantage of...
Dosen't mean you should make fun of me 'till I cry.
You
broke
my walls
down,
only
to make
me put
them
back
up again.
An Optimist
Laughs to
Forget, Laughs to
But a
Pessimist Forgets
to laugh.
- Tom Bodett
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