Obama & an Interviewer:
Interviewer: You look great!
Obama: I feel great!
Interviewer: How much do you weigh?
Obama: About 180.
Interviewer: 180. It looks good on you, That's about where I am and it doesn't look good on me.
Obama: You look sharp!
Interviewer: You haven't seen me naked.
Obama: And lets keep it that way.
The Boston Marathon was
bombed. There was an explosion at JFK library. Obama was almost
sent poison. There was a fire and enormous explosion at a Texas
fertilizer plant. MIT is under lock down because a gunman shot
and killed a campus officer.
What. The f.uck. Is going. On.
What. The f.uck. Is going. On.
Ever since Obama became president,
there's been more movies about the White
House blowing up. I think movie producers
are trying to tell us something.
