Best Slow Quotes Today

I hate when I become conciously aware of the fact that I'm breathing
because then I start breathing too fast and I'm like, "Better slow it down. Youre breathing too much." and then I'm like, "Woah there, don't forget to breathe." and everything becomes complicated.

I can run..
I'm slower 
than a herd
of turtles
stampeding 
through
peanut butter,
but I can run.

 

slow replies make me think
you're talking to someone
a whole lot better than me

Format by Papaute

iOS8 will be out by the time iOS7 finishes downloading

1961 upside down..
Is still
1961.
Am i the only one
who never realized?
Yes? Okay.

( ._.)

 

I had to use internet explorer today.
The horror .

When you stop cutting, it feels like time slows down.
Everything takes a little bit longer.
The hours drag on.
You have more time to hate yourself.
It gets so much harder.
I'm at 9 days, yet it feels like an eternity.

[►] Hey Youtube! [►]

Can ya buffer any slower?
^☺ xoxo thanks,
Me ^♥