Thanksalot Quotes

If I didn't think about him enough before,
there is an ad for a movie all over the internet
announcing some guy with the same name.
Thanks, internet. I thought you were my friend.
I was wrong about you.. you are exactly like the rest. Treating me like a joke and messing with my feelings. God, when will I ever learn?
My junior prom. Ruined by a fcking 8th grader.
I like being alone,
Not feeling alone.
I guess I'm single then. Thanks for being a complete ahole to me. Thanks for caring about me. Thanks for falling in love with my best friend. Thanks for making me even more depressed then I already was. Thanks for showing that I don't mean anything to you. Thanks.


Because when we were little girls,
we were told that if boys were
mean to you, that meant 
they liked you.


 


"You don't even want to try anymore."


ouch.

things that will always sounds sarcastic:

-good for you

-thanks a lot

-yeah right

-nice to know

-wow

-way to go 

-totally

-ok buddy
 

 
So a few days ago I drew a sketch of a boy
and I can’t draw boys, like, at all.
So my dad looks at it and he’s a doctor and this
is the conversation we had:
 
Dad: -points- This drawing is not anatomically correct.
Me: Well why not?
Dad: Well, let’s just say, if this boy existed he would need serious medical help.
Me: Gee thanks
 
The amount of encouragement in our family is astounding.
If you don't want to be friends forever then don't say it and get my hopes up
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