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Dad: Oh a green shirt today? Me: Yeah its 420. Dad: What's
Dad:
Oh a green shirt today?
Me:
Yeah its 420.
Dad:
What's that?
Grandma:
Isn't it earth day?
Me:
Dad
:
Grandma:
Me:
Dad:
Grandma:
Dad:
Me:
Surrree, let's go with that.
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posted April 20, 2012 at 9:51am UTC tagged with
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Time started: 4:28 pm Gender: girl Birthday: july 24 Siblings: 3 Eye color: turquoise Shoe size: 7 Height: 5'5" What are you wearing: sweats and a long sleeve shirt Where do you live:Iowa :p Righty or lefty: righty Who are your closest friends: Tiffany & Paige Best place for a date? Somewhere with meaning Fave Color?: black Fave Number: 4 Fave Boys Name: Charlie Fave Girls Name: Delaney Fave Sport: Softball Fave Month: October Fave movie: A walk to remember, beastly, the notebook..... Juice: strawberry kiwi Breakfast food: dippy eggs Favorite cartoon character: jerry (from Tom & Jerry) Given anyone a bath: my dog, siblings. Smoked: yes Made yourself throw-up: yes Gone skinny dipping: yes Eaten a dog: NO Put your tongue on a frozen pole?: yes Loved someone so much it made you cry?: yes Broken a bone?: yes Played truth or dare: yes Been in a physical fight: yes Been in a police car: yes Been on a plane: no Come close to dying: yes Been in a hot tub: yes Cried when someone died: yes Fell off your chair: yes Wait for someone's phone call all night: no Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: no Saved e-mails: no Fallen for one of your best guy friends: no Made out with JUST a friend?: yes Used someone: yes Best song you ever heard: Tough one, favorite song changes all the time What's your bedroom like: kind of clean kind of messy Last thing you said: MMMM hot chocolate. What is beside you?: my sweatshirt and a snuggie Last thing you ate: peanut butter toast What kind of shampoo do you use: Pantene Best thing that has happened to you this year: nothing yet Worst thing that has happened to you this year: My uncle died Chicken pox: no Sore Throat: yes Stitches: yes Broken nose: no Do you believe in love at first sight?: yes Like school: sometimes What schools have you gone to: two Eat a live hamster: WTH???? If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: My bestfriend, a friend of hers and mine, my mom, and my siblings. Who was the last person that called you: my bestfriends mom What makes you smile?: memories Last person you yelled at: my brother Last person that told you they love you: mandy Your loudest friend: Aubri Do you like filling these out?: Sometimes Do you wear contacts or glasses: yes Do you like yourself: no Do you get along with your family: Some of them Stolen anything over $50: no What are you listening to right now?: law and order Got any awards: Yes What car do you wish to have: A mustang '65, '69, or the newest 2013 I have chills thinking about it. Where do you want to get married:hmmmmm idk If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?: my braces and my glass Good driver: yes Good singer: hmm I don't think so but I have been told I am Have a lava lamp: not any more. So entertaining I couldn't sleep How many remote controls are in your house: at least 11 Double jointed: inn my pinky What do you dream about: not appropriateee Last time you showered: last night Scary or happy movies: neither Chocolate or white chocolate: chocolate Root Beer or Dr. Pepper: Dr pepper Vanilla or chocolate: can't decide. Summer or winter: summer Silver or Gold: silver Diamond or pearl: diamond Sunset or Sunrise: sunset Sprite or 7up: sprite Cats or dogs: dogs Coffee or tea: cant decide Phone or in person: in person Indoor or outdoor: outdoor End Time: 4:41 pm
••••••••• When I see a quote that says "Fave this if....." or something along those lines I just don't fave it. It turns me away from the quote. •••••••••