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Someday
I'll find the right words.
Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants.
Everyone wants to be special
but no one wants to be different.

According to psychologists, it only takes between 90 seconds and 4 minutes to decide whether you have feelings for someone.
When a girl is in love, 
Nobody knows it except the girl.

When a boy is in love,
Everybody knows it except the girl.
 

Scooby Doo taught us
that the real monsters
are human.
 

The most romantic love story isn't Romeo and Juliet who died together but
Grandma and Grandpa who grew old together.


but why would we remove the wisest of our teeth


 
It's funny how you can tell when someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you.
If we are not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?
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