Omg kickball in gym:
Kid on the other team: *kicks the ball*
Me/Friend: *"try" to catch it/fail*
Everyone: WHY DIDN'T YOU CATCH THE BALL THAT WAS SO EASY TO CATCH OH MY JESUS A MONKEY COULD'VE CAUGHT THAT WHAT THE FUDGE IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?
Me: This isn't the olympics!
Them: YOU BETTER CATCH IT NEXT TIME AND NOT JUST STAND THERE!!!
Friend: *to them* Screw you.
true story
Today At Track Practice:
Me: *doing kareokee really fast* (i am a fast person)
My Bff: AVA THIS ISNT THE FREAKING OLYMIPICS!!
Me: I DONT CARE I FEEL I SHALL BEAT YOU ALL!!!
Kid on the other team: *kicks the ball*
Me/Friend: *"try" to catch it/fail*
Everyone: WHY DIDN'T YOU CATCH THE BALL THAT WAS SO EASY TO CATCH OH MY JESUS A MONKEY COULD'VE CAUGHT THAT WHAT THE FUDGE IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?
Me: This isn't the olympics!
Them: YOU BETTER CATCH IT NEXT TIME AND NOT JUST STAND THERE!!!
Friend: *to them* Screw you.
true story
Me: *doing kareokee really fast* (i am a fast person)
My Bff: AVA THIS ISNT THE FREAKING OLYMIPICS!!
Me: I DONT CARE I FEEL I SHALL BEAT YOU ALL!!!
-True Story-