MyLifeAsATeenager

" I hate when girls don't take compliments, just for attention," 

See now I agree with this statement, every once and a while. But have you ever thought that when someone calls a girl beautiful or pretty, and they respond with.. " No i am not." They actually think that they aren't. It's like they have been waiting all day or year to hear that. And finally when someone notices how pretty they actually are they have to hear it again. Or they are keeping it inside all this time and are trying to let all of you know how they feel. They want someone to call them beautiful everyday and they don't have that. They only hear it every once and a while. And when they do, they want to make it last. Or even make sure that they aren't just saying it. It's hard to take a compliment if you don't even think it yourself. It really is. 


So instead of... " Fishing for compliments." 

Try

" Fishing for acceptance." 

"Can I ?"

"No"

"Please"

"No"

"Please"

"No"

"Please"

"Sure"


"REALLY?"


"No."





gets me everytime.

Just because you were drunk,


doesn't mean you didn't mean it. 

No texts? 

I understand.

No calls? 

I understand.

But, when you see me with someone else..

You should understand. 

She's a ho.e, she's ugly, she's 

b.itch, she's this, she's that .. but

you dated her?

Please, take a seat.




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Cheating



is a choice


not


a mistake 

Call me virginity,

because once you lose me,

I'm not coming back. 

No I will not make a promise with you,


You can barley keep a pencil throughout the whole day,


what makes you think you can keep a promise? 

To my future daughter: I will never judge you on how you look. If that's who you want to be, then so be it. Either way you will be beautiful. Don't let them mean girls bring you down, because you are abviously higher than them. If they are still causing you trouble, let me know. Momma knows how to take care of bittchess. ( I've done it probably my whole life). I will have all the trust in the world for you, but you have to gain it first.  No boy will come between you and your life. You will live for as long as mother nature intends you to be on this earth. You will not cut or any of that. You will love yourself because you are beautiful. 

To my future son: I hope that your sister will look up to you. Whether or not you are older or younger. I want her to be able to talk to you about anything, and hope you can beat the crap out of anyone that makes her feel down. I want you to talk to me about EVERYTHING! Don't be one of those guys that doesn't let their mother in on anything. Don't worry though, your father will do almost everything with you. I want you to treat women with respect, treat them the way you treat me. Even if you don't know it.. girls go home and they think about what you said.. All the time. Trust me I know.. All your friends are going to LOVE me, so don't be scared to bring them over. As long as they aren't all over my daughter. You will not be one of those sterotypical jocks. You will be very smart and educated, and I will love you for everything you do.


To both my kids: I don't care if you love men, women, or both. I want you to be happy, and long as they keep you out of trouble. I want your mom to be your bestfriend, and your dad to be your body gaurd. I will not put you guys through a divorce, and I will never make you feel bad about yourselves. I'm going to be a crazy mom, but you are going to have to love me. Neither of you can do drugs. But I won't have to worry because my children are good. In fact, my children will be perfect. They won't have to deal with the same things I go through. I won't let it happen. 

             Both of you will learn from MY mistakes. 
     

It's amazing how guys can take care of Jordan's



but


they can't do the same for women.