NickieNicole87

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Joined: May 30, 2011
Last Seen: 2 years
Birthday: July 15
user id: 178639
Gender: F


 Life's what you make it.<3

                                  

                                                                              

Quotes by NickieNicole87




my obsession with The Office is unreal. 
Honesty is an expensive gift, 
don't expect it from
CHEAP PEOPLE. 
“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
A guy was walking along the beach, found a bottle, and picked it up. A magical genie popped out and said, "Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish." The guy said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I can't because I'm afraid to fly and ships make me deathly sick. My wish is for you to build a highway from here to Hawaii." The genie replied, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Think of the huge pillings we woud need to hold up that highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. And think of all the cement that would be needed. Plus, since it's such a long span, there would have to be gas stations and rest stops along the way. No, that's just too much to ask. Impossible. Think of another wish." The guy thought for a moment and said, "Well, there is one thing I've always wanted to know. I'd like to be able to understand women - what makes them laugh and cry, why are they so temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with ...you know, what makes them tick?" The genie thought for a second, then asked, "Do you want that highway with two lanes or four?"

Today in church, they played a song, and only the black people were standing at first...So my little sister grabs my hand, makes me stand up and says "C'mon Jen. We have to show them that the whites can do this." 
 


True Story 

My mom,"I heard something about freckles possibly leading to skin cancer." 

*My little sister grabs her cheeks*
"I thought these were kisses from God?!?!"

Sometimes I'm tempted to trick my friens who arent' firmilur with Witty.. Show them my quote when it's still in "preview" form..where Steve was kind enough to make it seem like my quote would actually get 161 faves and 377 comments.. ;) 

 

 

Mom, "No, I'm not
going to buy her a swim suit at the end of summer when she already has one." 

Dad,"But honey...
YOLO.."

 When a girl says, "What?"
Its not because she didn't hear you...
She's just giving you a chance to refrase what you said
.

If I
could
 bring my
shower on stage
I could win
American Idol