SWAG_KING58

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You know why Shrek is the perfect fairy tale?
Shrek teaches us that imperfect people can still have their own happy endings.





 

 
Dad: Those people on that Witty website are gonna kidnap you one day.
Me: Dad.. They barely even leave their room..

 








you should introduce your upper lip 
to your lower lip sometime and shut the f/ck up!





 

Finally gets picked first.
Hunger games.



Nmf/Nmq

May you laugh like there is no tommorow, dance like the world is going to end, and dream forever.

Me: No, witty I will not cool my jets
Witty:
Me:
Witty:
Me:
Witty
: Okay, fine, HOLD YOUR HORSES
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