Shanaynor

Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry.

Harry: You're a hairy wizard.

Life without music would
Bb
 

On Friday I saw a kid in a wheel chair wearing a horse mask with someone standing on the back of the chair holding a sword screaming "I'M A HORSEMAN!!" My school everybody...

He wants to hang out with me.



:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

On facebook:


Girl: He's online! Should i message him? No, I don't want to seem creepy. But I really want to talk to him
 



Boy: She's online! Should I message her? No, I don't want to seem creepy. But I really want to talk to her.

Girls on facebook: TELL ME I'M PRETTY!

Some girl at my school decided it would be a good idea to take a selfie in the locker room and put it on facebook. There were other girls in the background......Changing....

O__O

Once my mom and I were at the store and my mom yawned and while she was in mid-yawn, she turned her head and made eye contact with a random lady while she like like :O and the lady got scared and went speed walking in the other direction...

The average prison meal is more nutritious than the average school lunch

Me: B.itch please! The average cardboard box is more nutritious than the average school lunch.

nmq

Am I the only one who thought Harry and Hermione should've dated or...?