Shay12345

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Joined: August 5, 2012
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user id: 323007
Location: Everywhere
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I don't have much to say but I love the color blue and love to read! OH and I am OBSESSED with this show on pbs called Sherlock Holmes <3

Quotes by Shay12345

this is a joke about twilight and no it isn't mean at all :)
Bella: You are white, hard, and you suck up blood! I know what you are! 
Edward: Just say it already!
Bella: You're a tampon!
Edward: -.- 
Nmq
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Dear Students, 
I know when you're texting,
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
nmq
 
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Me: Elephant
Friend: ...
Me: Ha! I bet you just thought of elephants didn't you!
*friend backs away slowly*
Me:​ Oh ya you better be scared! I am an INCEPTION MASTER!!! B-)

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Plot Twist: I have a life.
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Has anyone else noticed


That you can block yourself?

 


MeeAndYoouFormats♥

 

 

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When I was six: "I am going to hangout with my imaginary friend"
 

Present Day:"I am going to hangout  with my imaginary boyfriend."
 

Forever  Alone.
 

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Status: Blank     Meaning: I have nothing to say

Joined: August 5, 2012     Meaning: I am a newbie...for now!

Last Seen: 37 seconds ago     Meaning: Okay thats kind of creepy/accurate...

User ID: Random Number     Meaning: I have no clue what it does so lets just show it to the world!

Location: Everywhere     Meaning: Yep thats right I could even be in your bathroom! 

Ya just wanted to do this since I had nothing better to do besides watching the olympics...which I sometimes find boring...no offense to anyone out there who loves the olympics...

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That awkward moment
When you are late for class and a couple is making out in front of your locker.

 

 

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This is a true story but I cant use my friends name so its Bobilina...

*Bobilina walks to locker*

Random Friends: HAPPY B-DAY!!

Boy: Who's birthday is it?

Me: It's Bobilina's birhtday!

Boy: Ew it's her birthday? I hate her...

*Boy walks away leaving tons of stunned people*

Me: ...

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blacklace



No Cuts, No Butts,  
 
No, COCONUTS!

Remember this?

nmf

blacklace

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