Without scarcasm my life would be very very sad
Laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
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& am I the only one who stares at the "dead bodies" in movies to make sure they're not moving / blinking?
3 most difficult things to do:
1. You can't count your hair 2. You can't wash your eyes with soap 3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out... Now please put your tongue back inside and click the ♥ if you tried it!