SourStraps__x

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I got a riddle for you.
90% of kindergarten kids will get this.   I don't think you will.
Here it is:

Is greater than god.
Is meaner than the devil.
Poor people have it.
Rich people need it.
 
What is the word?

comment and tell me the word, i'll comment back on your profile if you're right.
 

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"TRUTH OR DARE"
"Dare"
".... No, I'm not doing that!"









 
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"I'M A NINJA"
"No your not!"
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"Did you just see me do that..."
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"Do what?"
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"Exactly..."









 
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Watching your toys suspiciously


after watching Toy Story.

 

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&& I always write

Things on steamed windows.

 


 

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ADMIT IT

::::
everyone has watched MA-15+ rated movies
before they where actually fifteen. ♥

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IF LIFE WERE A STORY BOOK
THEN WE'D MEET ON THE FIRST PAGE. ♥
 
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BEING  ALL  SNEAKY  AT
NIGHT-TIME AND THEN
HITTING  SOMETHING
AND IT MAKING A HUGE
NOISE.♥
 
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Teacher:
"You owe me 5 minutes of lunch"
 
Me:
"yeah, you owe me 8 years of my life"
 
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