UnfabulousMe

  So...
I went to take my permit test, and the scary woman behind the desk handed me the test and said,
"May the odds be ever in your favor!"
O___O
 

   Being happy doesn't mean
that everything is perfect.
It means that you've decided
to look beyond the imperfections

  When I'm bored, I
send a text to a
random number
saying "I hid the
body.. now what?"

  I'm wide awake...

 
The phrase,
"don't be afraid"
is written in the Bible
365 times.
That's a daily reminder
from God to live
each day being
FEARLESS

  Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Someone will always be younger.
But they will never be you!

 Sarcasm:
the ability to insult idiots without them realizing

THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE DONT' HAVE THE BEST OF EVERYTHING,
THEY MAKE THE BEST OF EVERYTHING!