ZombieDork

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Joined: February 9, 2012
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In my future I hope this happens:
I walk ride on my hover bord over to the old new museum when I find my old little trailer in a junk yard. I walk into it to find all of the stuff exatly how I left it. I walk into my bedroom that was my sisters old bedroom. I see her float as an angel up and comes and hugs me. "I've been here waiting for you ever since u moved in with p****!" We rebuild the house mostly with my sisters angel magic and we live in there happily ever after until I'm an anegle to then we invite everybody we know that is in heaven to live with us or above us :)
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story
Just a lil tip never say something that you don't want people to make fun of but u think they will :(
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advice
This is a 2nd to pips1234's 1!!!!!!

Dad: Why did u sell me out to your mother?
Boy: She scares me
Dad: She scares me to but guess what
Boy: What
Dad: I saw her there on a pole
Boy: NO WAY!
Dad: Yes way
About an hour when the Mom got home........
Boy: Mom can I ask and tell you something?
Mom: Sure what?
Boy: Dad said he saw you on a pole at the strippers club. Is that true?
Mom: No. I was a lap dancer. Dont' always belive what your fater tells you son.
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funny
My friend is:

Funny
Fashinable
Cute
Hot
Weird
Crazy
Lazy
Hyper
Loud
Screamy
Awesome

The list goes on and on. pips1234 u r the best friend ever!
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friendship
If he loves you he will give you stuff
If he hates you he will give you stuff
If he loves you he will tease you
If he hates you he will tease you
If he loves you he will punch you
If he hates you he will punch you

Dudes are soooooooooooo hard to figure out!
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love