_Invisible_Love

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Joined: August 29, 2012
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user id: 328183
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Dear Dictionary,

If I don't know how to spell the word, how the hell am I supposed to look it up?


                Cinserele,
                                                                      im not even close am i

 

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Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know can you?
Me:
Me: That's why I was ask--
Teacher: Nevermind just go
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Me: Am I stubborn?
Friend: Yes.
Me: No I'm not!!
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My mom: Dinner is ready!
Me: Okay!
My mom: It's ready!
Me: Okay!!!
My mom: Come down dinner is ready!
Me: OKAY I'M COMING!
My mom: Don't you dare talk to me like that
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Full Battery
Takes 3 hours to get here
Is gone in 4 seconds
 

mf/nmq

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After a sports game:

Good game
Good game
Good game
Good game
F**k you
Good game
Good game
Good game
nmq
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Dentist: How was your summer?
Patient: Uqweruoipwaszldj
Dentist: Great
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I think that teachers test the maturity of their students by making "69" the answer to a math problem
 

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Me: *sees a couple*
Me: They're so cute together
Me: I hate them
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