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before witty... i thought i wasn't like other girls.
i didn't think other girls liked food and cats as much as i do,
and hate makeup and jeans
and just want to wear sweatpants and tshirts.
i didnt know other girls spent ALL their time on the internet.
i thought i was unlike other girls, and witty actually made my feel better about myself.
it just made me feel, i guess more relatable.
thank you witty. thank you steve. thank you all.

Me: On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Friend: North Korea. I'm grounded.

lol nmq

Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.   -Steve Jobs

People: I love when my boyfriend tells me he loves me.
Me: I love when my microwave tells me my food is ready.