a_random_fridge
Joined: August 20, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: November 6
user id: 326216
Location: In your kitchen
Gender: F
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Hey there stranger ! You can call me René, even though fridges don't have names, but I have a name because I'm a special fridge hehe c:
Some facts about me:
- I'm a fridge
- I'm cool < You see what I did there ? ;D
- I'm very random
- I like food
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you a doctor?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: m/f?
You: cause ive kinda had this rash on my an*s, and im wondering what it may be... ive tried ointment and water, and tried wiping softly, but nothings worked
You: im wondering if it could be anything extremely serious
You: if you are a doctor,
You: you sure are taking long to google whats wrong with me.
You have disconnected.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Stranger 1: 1!
Stranger 2: 1
Stranger 2: No i'm 1
Stranger 2: I
Stranger 1: no, i'm 1
Stranger 2: I'm dirty dan
Stranger 1: DAN!
Stranger 2 has disconnected
SO, I WAS WATCHING CHRISTMAS MOVIES TODAY, AND....
THE GRINCH: HELP ME, I'M FEELING!!
THE GRINCH: BLEEDING HEARTS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
THE GRINCH: AM I JUST EATING BECAUSE I'M BORED?
THE GRINCH: I COULD LAY IN BED, STARE AT THE CEILING AND SLIP SLOWLY INTO MADNESS.
THE GRINCH: HATE, HATE HATE. HATE, HATE HATE. LOATHE ENTIRELY.
YOU GUYS.
I AM THE GRINCH.
THE GRINCH IS ME.
friend 1: i'll just have a coke
friend 2: i'll have a salad
friend 3: anyone want to split a sundae with me?
me: i'll have a cheeseburger, large fries - make sure there's a lot of ketchup - chicken nuggets, a milkshake and--
me: a diet coke. that makes it healthy.
AND ON DECEMBER 21ST, I AM GOING TO BE ANNOYING MY FAMILY BY SARCASTICALLY OVERUSING THE PHRASE "IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD"
"I don't really diet or anything. I'm miserable when I'm dieting and I like the way I look. I'm really sick of all these actresses looking like birds... I'd rather look a little chubby on camera and look like a person in real life, than look great on screen and look like a scarecrow in real life."
- Jennifer Lawrence :)
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