cantrinohilt

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cute animal-gimmie huggie

owner of cute animal-awh cutie pie I no you want a hug but I just dont have time

cute animal- ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO GIMMIE HUGGIE!!!


 

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circus person-ROLL UP ROLL UP TO SEE A REAL VAMPIRE

*walks into tent and see's Edward Cullen*

Edward Cullen- haii im a real vampire,watch this!°

*walks into sunshine and starts to sparkle*

me-you ain't no vampire cuz vampires dont sparkle...if you wanna see a real vampire the check out voldemort!



 

Blonde :

She called to get my phone number

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice because it said "concentrate"

She tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it

She tried to drown a fish

She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She studied for a blood test.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took
the 22 bus twice instead.
When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and
went home

(no offence to those of you out there who are blonde but come on...this is funneh!)

stupid witty -.-

 

19 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS...

1.follow them around the house everywhere

2.Moo when they say your name.

3.Pretend to have amnesia.

4.Say everything backwards.

5.Run into walls.

6.Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7.Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder

9.Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

10.Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11.In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!!!"

12.Talk to a pen.

13.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

14.Try and climb the wall.

15.hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

16.Eat your hair.

17.At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

18.When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!"

19.Tap on their door all night