dancelikenooneswatching

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Joined: November 17, 2011
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Quotes by dancelikenooneswatching

hey remember me? yah, im your best friend

hey me recuerdas? yah, im tu mejor amigo - spanish

hey souviens de moi? yah, im votre meilleur ami - french

Nullam recorderis mei? alleluia, vestri optimus amicus im - latin

 it all meams the same thing.. your just not important anymore..
A few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.

Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted.................................
to watch t.v but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they didn't have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable t.v in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father (who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said..... take the children and get out of the house..... we'll call the police... we don't have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail.

if you don't re-post within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand :P Creeeepy

one thing that makes your best friend be your               bestfriend, is that she          knows when you need to     hear the ugly truth or a      beautiful lie. <3                   

[] Kissed someone before dating
[] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum

[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 1

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it
[x]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 6

[x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
[x] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 11

[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 14

[] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 17

[] Been called the worst student
[x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 19

[] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 24

Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up ____ % of my teenage life.
 
I have screwed up 72%of my teenage life.
can soomeone    help me out    and tell me how to  make       your       profile all             pretty and      stuff? im lost.
Admit it girls, We all secretly love making our boyfriends jelouse. ;D
                            <3