danijay1243

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Joined: July 18, 2012
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Hi I'm Dani my goal on witty is to make it on the top quote help me out! 
I love to read and write. I'm obsessed with Josh Hutcherson and Leo Howard. I love music and love hanging out with my friends. Thanks for chexking out my page and taking the time to read about me!
 

P.S. the person in my pic is not me I love feild hockey it is my life and that was the feild. 
SERIOUSLY FEILD HOCKEY IS MY LIFE!!!!!!

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Come to the nerd side.

We have Pi.

 
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 HOW I DO HOMEWORK: 

*get all books and crud out
*eat
*do three problems 
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*facebook 
*eat
*do another three problems
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*see that its 5 and finish homework
*eat again
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LOL I SHOULD BE DOING HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW, BUT I HAVE TO FOLLOW MY LIST



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i like cheese 
no, i love cheese.
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Did you ask if we can hangout today?

yeah...my mom said no :(

UGGH!! YOU SUCKK!

Well im sorry I suck because my mom said no that makes perfect sense!


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My point exactly


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  Have you ever noticed
  That  "p" "q" "b" and "d" are the same letter, just at a different angle?

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Im just going to eat two peices

of pizza... 


*Cuts pizza in half*

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Age 10: I whip my hair back and forth!


Age 16: I swerve my car back and forth!


Age 30: I drive my kids back and forth!


Age 80: I rock my chair back and forth!

 
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Dear Elementry School Kids,

Please do not sent any more boys to get "stupid-er". I'm quite full.

Sincerly, 
Jupiter 

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who else pertends they are in a character of a book after you finish it? only me?
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