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Witty user Timraandnicole and Mines facebook conversation.
 

Moral of the story ; You are never to old to chase an icecream truck

My father tried to set my mother on fire, leaving her with a very deformed face.

Every day, i anonomysly write her a letter to her, saying how i think shes the prettiest women i have ever seen, and put it in the mail box. she cries when she reads them. she doesnt know its me yet. 

I have one piece of corn.
Hence, I have a unicorn.