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Day two. Your crush.

Dear Crush,
I wish you would notice that i like you. I have known you since we were in kindergarden & been friends since. I just want to fall asleep in your arms & be kissed in the rain by you, I want to be your only girl. You are a player & i wish you would stop. I love you.
Love, me.

Day One - Your besfriend.♥

Dear Bestfriend.
I love you. Even though sometimes i want to rip your head off. i would do anything for you. i will always be here for you and you better know that. ive known you since ever basically and this year has been our closest. i hope you never forget about me & we remain bestfriends. i love you.
Love, me.

Day 1 - Your Best Friend. 

Day 2 - Your Crush. 

Day 3 - Your Parents. 

Day 4 - Your Sibling. (Or Closest Relative.)

Day 5 - Your Dreams.

Day 6 - A Stranger.

Day 7 - Your Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Love/Crush

Day 8 - Your Favorite Internet Friend.

Day 9 - Someone You Wish You Could Meet.

Day 10 - Someone You Don't Talk To As Much As You'd Like To. 

Day 11 - A Deceased Person You Wish You Could Talk To. 

Day 12 - The Person You Hate Most/Cause You A Lot Of Pain.

Day 13 - Someone You Wish Could Forgive You.

Day 14 - Someone You've Drifted Away From.

Day 15 - The Person You Miss The Most.

Day 16 - Someone That's Not In Your State/Country.

Day 17 - Someone From Your Childhood.

Day 18 - The Person That You Wish You Could Be.

Day 19 - Someone That Pesters Your Mind. (Good Or Bad.)

Day 20 - The One That Broke Your Heart The Hardest.

Day 21 - Someone You Judged By Their First Impression.

Day 22 - Someone You Want Too Give A Second Chance Too.

Day 23 - The Last Person You Kissed.

Day 24 - The Person That Gave You Your Favorite Memory.

Day 25 - The Person You Know That Is Going Through The Worst Of Times.

Day 26 - The Last Person You Made A Promise To.

Day 27 - The Friendliest Person You Knew For Only One Day.

Day 28 - Someone That Changed Your Life.

Day 29 - The Person That You Want To Tell Everything To, But Too Afraid Too.

Day 30 - Your Reflection In The Mirror. 

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Got your phone?!
mhmm.
What kind of phone do you have?
env2
Who is the first person to come up under the letter M?
mandy
Who is the last person you called?
emmy<3
Who was your last missed call from?
daddio
Who is the second person to come up under the letter D?
Dale
Who is the third person to come up under J?
Jess
How many messages are there
inbox-240
sent- 1o6
What do you have as your background?
a slide show of me and my fraans
Who is the 5th message in your inbox from?
my besst fraan, karaaa
How many bars of signal do u currently have
one
Who was your last message from?
bbailey
Who is the first name in your phone book?
isaabelllle!
Who is the last person in your phone book?
the "you just got rejected" number from b94.
Name every person you have messages from
all mah frans love me, they are all there.
Who is the 5th person under A?
amandaa..ew.
What does the sixth message in your inbox say?
my mom maybee?

plain & simple,
men should have periods.

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes
   one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the
   window.
  
   Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins
   to stroke her thigh.
  
   As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
  
   "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatolegical
   abnormalities."
  
   "That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.
  
   "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
  
   "Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps of breast
   cancer."
  
   "That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual
   intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm
   doing now?"
  
   "Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."

very long, but its hilarious!


The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure" 
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we 
can get to work."
"Tripod?????"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"

very long, but its hilarious!


The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure" 
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we 
can get to work."
"Tripod?????"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"