ilikeitinthebutt

Aloha fuckers! I'll go by Kat cuz I lyk kitties. I like to shake my bootie to Sleeping with Sirens and violently chew on my headphone cord. Obvi, I lyk it in da butt. Watching reruns of Lazy Town while daydreaming about Ricky Ulman and Danny Phantom is mah lif3. I randomly talk stupid so0o b3 pr3p@r3d!!1! Gifs basically describe my life and I call everyone a fucker include Virgin Mary, fucker. Jesus is mah lover and we have a kid named Poop. Nothing is too sexual and acting like a homo in front of everyone is basically what I want to do for a living.  I randomly burst out into song and can play a few chords on the gee-tair. Life would be incomplete without microwavable meals and toilet paper. CURLS! I absolutely lalalalove Gee Way but  I also love everyone so, I FUCKING LOVE YOU BITCH! Unless you're homophobic, I hate you. Take offense.  I sign everything with (xo.~). Cheers fuckers! xo.~