luvwitty

The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.

Reasons why I'm still single: ✔ can't date the internet.
✔ can't date my favorite celebrity. ✔ can't date myself. ✔ can't date music.

Dear Taio Cruz,
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes, sayin AYE OH, where'd my nose go?
Sincerely, Voldemort

‎"Stalking" Is the wrong word, I like to look at it as "Intense Research on a Individual" 

The Awkward Moment when you walk through a metal detector at an airport, and your abs of steel set them off.

I'm not a clumsy.. the floor and all other inanimate objects are just out to get me.

Class of 2012 SENIORS!

That awkward moment when a gang of spiders crawl out of your favroite sweater and you freak out.

That feeling of terror when you walk in the the bath and you are waiting for the lights to turn on, you think in your head "please let there be no on behind the shower kill me."