mackenzieautumn

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Joined: June 25, 2011
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Quotes by mackenzieautumn

Boy: Talk dirty to me ;)
Girl: Mud.
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why don't you go play a nice game of
hide and go f*ck yourself.

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Life is Short;
be careful who you waste it with.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oops, I did it again.
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Nice guys are found at every corner of the Earth...
it's a shame the Earth is round

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She's been there when I cry, when I get heartbroken, when I laugh, whenever there's rough times, when I'm mad, when I'm happy, when I'm down, when I'm crazy, when I'm sad and when I'm jealous. Basically, she's been there through everything and that's why she's my bestfriend.
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You can't make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them, hope they panic, and give in.
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A .......................... dotted line
is a . dot that went skipping.

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A squiggly line is
     a drunk dot that 
          went for a walk.

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Dear fellow girls,
Boys aren't going to run to your house at 3AM with flowers. They aren't gonna scream down the halls that they love you. They arent always going to text you randomly saying how beautiful you are. Yes, they cheat & lie, but so do girls. So stop setting these high expectations and get over the fact that they aren't perfect.
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