Today, I
watched "The Little Mermaid."
I
laughed at the line, "Everything's better, down where it's
wetter."
I laughed even harder when I realized a crab sang that
line. m
y l i f e i
s a
v e
r a
g e.
Today,
I saw a Dairy Queen commercial with the Dairy Queen lips.
I then realized that although the lips look
feminine,
they
actually have a masculine voice. This bothers
me. m y l i f e
i
s a v e r a g e.
Today, I
wrote a list of all the things I should do this weekend.
The
first one was 'write a list of things to do'. I crossed it off
and felt accomplished.
m y l i f e
i
s a v e r a g e.