pooferzz

Status: Happy Halloween(:
Joined: May 12, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 299270
Location: In Your House.
Gender: F

Name: Coco(;
Age: i just turned 1,000.


 

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681 8 completeinhim completeinhim
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*MADAGSACAR*

Me: oh my god, my period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
719 8 mostwouldbehappy mostwouldbehappy
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WALKING ON A FLAT SURFACE
 
 
TRIP
Socially_Awkward_Penguin
120 1 Socially_Awkward_Penguin Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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Sometimes my computer makes scary noises and I'm afraid that someone is watching me.
O.o Just me?
4 0 imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
break up

So, I hear you like badasses?

Well, not to brag or anything, but I don't charge my phone when its dying ;)

3 0 imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
friendship
 
EATS A JAWBREAKER.
 
 
 
BREAKS JAW.
(look at my name to get it.)
52 0 _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
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Girl: Omg, lyk, whut r u all up2? Dis iz so awsomee!


 


RIP
English

 

585 4 365days* 365days*
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When I have kids someday, 
I'll make them to watch the movie "2012" and I'll say,
 
"I Survived that"
 
 
12 0 ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
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17 1 DieAlone DieAlone
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I was going through my iPod when I passed the song Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks.
And I read it as "Nialls For Breakfast"
Do you Directioners see what you do to me?!
DO YOU?!
 

 

409 46 rebecca* rebecca*
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