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Death:
The #1 killer in the USA
Tell your friends
That feeling you get
when...
Your Mom comes back from the
Grocery store.
When I had you to myself I didn't want you around,
but now
since I see her in your arms,
I want you back
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And sometimes
I wonder...
Was i really that easy to
forget.
THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When you're in public and a stranger stops and asks you if you and your brother are dating.
THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When
your guyfriend since 1st grade starts flirting with
you.
THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When a couple is making out right in front of you.
Elementary School: Eww you kissed him! cooties!
Middle School: C'mon, kiss! kiss! kiss!
High School: Seriously guys stop making out and get a room!
~True Story~