x0blissfulbeauty28

Status:
Joined: July 20, 2009
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 83377
haai.
my name is Melissa May <3
my birthdaay is september 15th;
i'm outgoing, stuupid, blonde at heart, loving and
iLOVEWiTTYPROFiLES_x

follow me & i'll follow youu.
i love chatting, so comment me or ask for my A!M(:
okaay, well quit reading this
&
go look at my quotees.
©

x0blissfulbeauty28's Favorite Quotes

Answering machine message #6

(From a Japanese fellow in Toronto) He-lo! This is Sa-to. If you leave message, I call you soon. If you leave *sexy* message, I call sooner!
Answering machine message #7

i, you have reached _(phone number)__ you have a chance to win one million dollars if you can answer the following
1. What is your name?
2. What is your phone number?
3. Why did you call this number?
Answering machine message #8

I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're listening to it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're listening to it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.
Funny Thoughts #1
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?






do a series? Credit for the edit :]
Answering machine message #9

(Whole family crowds around, including screaming babies and noisy pets;
to the tune of "Frere Jacques"):
We're not here now, We're not here now,
Don't hang up, Don't hang up,
Leave your name and number, Leave your name and number,
We'll call back, We'll call back.




request from: xoLivYxo33 : thank you so much :]


This is me, honestly
you were right I was wrong
all along but tonight were still young
so i'm leaving from the town were both from
because tonight has become what I feared that it would 




L&L<3

 
Google Knows
what willis is talking about


Credit for the edit :]
 
High-School:
When everyone turns out to be
the person they swore they'd
never become
Funny Thoughts #2
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish,
"I wish you would not grant me this wish"
what would you do?






do a series? Credit for the edit :]
Answering machine message #11

"Hello? ...Hello? ...Hellooo?
I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you...
That's 'cuz I'm not home! Leave a message. BEEP."


Credit for the edit




< 1 2 3 4 5 Next >