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About:Hey im Taylor and I love making quotes on Witty Profiles! and I also LOVE reading others! Im in some sports which include- Just For Kix, Softball, and Volleyball! I also like football and soccer, and swimming and sorta basketball! I love all my friends! and i have TONZ!  and i have a really cute and nice and funny boyfriend! he means the world to me! and so do my friends! i hope you like my quotes, and please comment too!
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Taylor

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WhY I LiKe BeInG a GiRl In ThE wInTeR #2
You don't have to get up at 6:30 in the morning, on a weekend,
to go and snowblow or shovel the driveway. Then it snows again
later in the day and you have to do it all over
again
.

add to favs - #444292 by xjfkdancerbabe7x on January 04, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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WhY I LiKe BeInG a GiRl In ThE wInTeR #1
You Don't have to go out in -10 degrees to start the car

add to favs - #444252 by xjfkdancerbabe7x on January 04, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Well I guess this is it...
I've tried giving you notes, presents, my heart...
but it seems like i'm just giving them to a ghost.
You don't care anymore, but you obviously won't
listne to me either. I'm tired of crying myself to sleep,
and staying up till 11:11 just to wish for you. I hate that your
constantly hugging her, giving you your heart. That's what
I wanted for us. I try to talk to you, but you just ignore me and
go by her. This will be hard, but I'll have to do it. I don't want to
find someone else, but if you don't love me...
i guess this is it.

add to favs - #406205 by xjfkdancerbabe7x on December 21, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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Well I guess this is it...
I've tried giving you notes, presents, my heart...
but it seems like i'm just giving them to a ghost.
You don't care anymore, but you obviously won't
listne to me either. I'm tired of crying myself to sleep,
and staying up till 11:11 just to wish for you. I hate that your
constantly hugging her, giving you your heart. That's what
I wanted for us. I try to talk to you, but you just ignore me and
go by her. This will be hard, but I'll have to do it. I don't want to
find someone else, but if you don't love me...
i guess this is it.

add to favs - #406204 by xjfkdancerbabe7x on December 21, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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Just For Kix Just For Kix Just For Kix       
Life's not [[measured]]
by the b.r.e.a.t.h.s we take...
but by the moments
that takes our breath
a.w.a.y.
Just For Kix Just For Kix Just For Kix         

add to favs - #406172 by xjfkdancerbabe7x on December 21, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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HOW MANY PEOPLE LOVE CHRISTMAS!

RATE HIGH IF YOU DO!

add to favs - #404331 by xjfkdancerbabe7x on December 20, 2008 filed under holiday - get code - report quote

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Keep Christ [in] Christmas.... otherwise Christmas is just →______mas.

add to favs - #399402 by xjfkdancerbabe7x on December 19, 2008 filed under holiday - get code - report quote

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There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette. They all decided to go to the bar and they got fake ids cause they were underage.

So they go in and the bartender knows they are underage so he call the cops. The readhead informs the girls that the bartender has called the cops and they have to leave.

So they go out the back door and they see this barn. They go inside and the redhead notices 3 potato sacks on the floor.

See tells the girls to each hide in a potato sack. Then the police arrive in the bar, and the bartender takes them out back to look around.

They go into the barn and look everywhere. One cop says "They might be in those potato sacks". So he kicks the first one containing the redhead and hears "woof woof". "That's a dog" he thinks to himself.

He kicks the second bag containing the brunette and hears "Meow, meow" "Well that must be a cat" he thinks.

Finally, he kicks the last bag containing the blonde and hears in a slow voice "po...ta...to...es!

add to favs - #397186 by xjfkdancerbabe7x on December 17, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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 Derick: 
I guess we are the left-overs in this world.

Lily: 
I think so...all of my friends have boyfriends, and we are the only the 2 people left in this world without any special person in our lives.

Derick: 
Yup, I don't know what to do.

Lily: 
I know! We'll play a game.

Derick: 
What game?

Lily: 
I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days 
and you will be my boyfriend.

Derick: 

That's a great plan, in fact, I don't have anything to do 
much for the following few weeks.

DAY 1: 
They watch their first movie 
and they both are touched by the romantic film.

DAY 4: 

They went go to the beach and have a picnic. Derick and Lily have their quality time together.

DAY 12: 
Derick invited Lily to a circus and they ride through a Horror House. 
Lily was scared and she thought she touched Derick's hand but she actually touched someone else's hand they both laughed.

DAY 15: 

They saw a fortune teller down the road, and they asked for their future advice.
The fortune teller said: 
"My darlings, please don't waste the time of your life, spend the rest of your time together, happily." Then tears flowed out from the teller's eyes.

DAY 20: 

Lily invited Derick to go to the hill 
and they saw a meteor; Lily mumbled something.

DAY 28: 
They sat on the bus, and because of a bumpy road Lily gave her first kiss to Derick by accident.

DAY 29: 

11:37 pm: 
Lily and Derick sat in the park where they first decided to play this game.

Derick: 

I'm tired Lily...Do you want anything to drink? I'll buy you one...I'll just go down the road.

Lily: 

An Apple Juice, that's all. Thank you.

Derick: 

Wait for me.

20 minutes later 
A stranger approached Lily

Stranger: 

Are you a friend of Derick?

Lily: 
Yes, why? What happened?

Stranger: 

A reckless drunk driver ran over Derick, and he is in critical condition in the hospital.

11:57 pm:
The doctor walked out of the emergency room; he handed Lily an apple juice and a letter.

Doctor: 
We found this in Derick's pocket.

Lily reads the letter and it says: 

Lily, These past few weeks, I realized you are a really cute girl, and I am really falling for you-your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game. Before this game ends, I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life.
I love you, Lily.

Lily crumpled up the paper and shouted: 

"Derick! I don't want you to die-
I love you; remember that night when we saw a meteor and I mumbled something. I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and that we would never have to end this game. Please don't leave me Derick .. I love you! You can't do this to me!"

Then the clock strikes 12... 

Derick's heart stopped pumping...

It was the 30th day.  )':


 

not mine! but i just absolutely LOVED it!
credit to: qhettObarbiie420

add to favs - #395618 by xjfkdancerbabe7x on December 16, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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DON'T YOU HATE IT©
WHEN A PERSON U KNOW PUTS

'I LOVE (a boy's name)'

ON THEIR PRO WHEN THAT'S THEIR BOYFRIEND

&&+ THAT'S YOUR
C R U S H?



not mine! credit to: {soccerchicc97}
i just loved it! (:

add to favs - #395593 by xjfkdancerbabe7x on December 16, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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