xxxjaymazingxxx

Just Picture This
µ´µ´µ´µ
 Yur lips aqainst mine.
Yur tounque pressed to mine.
Body's Touching
Arm's Rubbing
Perfect Moment
Eye's closed.
Dead silence.
STOP!
Something's wrong.
It all doesn't feel right
Yuh open yur eyes.

And She's Where I'm Supposed To Be


<!3*

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Next Time My Name Roles Yur Tonque
ihopeyoufuckingchoke

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Natural Hair Color:
 [ ] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total: $100

Eye Color:
[ x ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $100

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[  ] Under 5′4 - $95

Total so far: $185

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ x ] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $285

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[  ] Last Born - $100
[x] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $835

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ x ] No - $600

Total so far: $1,435


Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ x ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1,935

Favorite Colors (two):
[x] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[  ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink/Hot pink - $100
[ x ] Other - $500

Total: $2,685

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ x ] Nope-add $1000
[ ] some- $750

Final Total: $3,685


“I cost $3685 a night”

([Hater #1 Started This <3)]

For All Of The People Who Have Been Throuqh A Devoice. &&_ Got There House Ruined.
This Is For Yuh <!3* Yur Going To Be Okayy.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them
It makes no sense at all
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants and this is what
she wants
Then why is there so much pain?
It's hard to wake up
When the shades have been pulled shut
This house is haunted
It's so pathetic
It makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say
The words rot and fall away.
If a stupid poem could fix this home
I'd read it every day.


Theirs An Anqel Watchinq Over Every Sinqle One Of Us <3* Just Trust In That Anqel



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^{Girl Takes 4 Teaspoons Each Day
Ends Ups In The Hospital
Nurse,"Why On Earth Would Yuh Take So Much Tylenol.?
Girl,"I Read The Bottle 'Helps With Broken Body Parts."
Nurse,"&&_ What was broken.?
Gril,"My Heart <3"}


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w0w i actually sat here and made this. all credit to
ME!!!!!

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^{Girl Takes 4 Teaspoons Each Day
Ends Ups In The Hospital
Nurse,"Why On Earth Would Yuh Take So Much Tylenol.?
Girl,"I Read The Bottle 'Helps With Broken Body Parts."
Nurse,"&&_ What was broken.?
Gril,"My Heart <3"}


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l~Even Helps With Broken Body~l
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([Haters])
Remember Us
w0w i actually sat here and made this. all credit to
ME!!!!!