Funny Quote #1147094
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SMILE :) The people you hate will eventually die :) to hannah
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The people you hate will eventually die :)
to hannah smith
my liife :)
noo jocking
The people you hate will eventually die :)
to hannah smith
my liife :)
noo jocking
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posted October 21, 2009 at 8:32pm UTC tagged with funny
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