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I want to shove my tongue in your mouth and wrestle. lmfao; my
I want to shove my tongue in
your mouth and wrestle.
lmfao; my guy friend said it& i was like oh ?
lmfao; my guy friend said it& i was like oh ?
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posted February 14, 2010 at 11:50pm UTC tagged with funny
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