Men Are Like..
-LAXATiVES; they irritate the crap out of you.
-WEATHER; nothing can be done to change them.
-BLENDERS; you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
-CH0C0. BARS; sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
-C0MMERCiALS; you can't believe a word they say.
-DEPARTMENT ST0RES; their clothes are always 1/2 off.
-G0VERN. B0NDS; they take so long to mature.
-MASCARA; they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
-P0PC0RN; they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
-SN0WST0RMS; you never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
-LAVA LAMPS; fun to look at, but not very bright.
-PARKiNG SP0TS; all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
-LAXATiVES; they irritate the crap out of you.
-WEATHER; nothing can be done to change them.
-BLENDERS; you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
-CH0C0. BARS; sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
-C0MMERCiALS; you can't believe a word they say.
-DEPARTMENT ST0RES; their clothes are always 1/2 off.
-G0VERN. B0NDS; they take so long to mature.
-MASCARA; they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
-P0PC0RN; they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
-SN0WST0RMS; you never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
-LAVA LAMPS; fun to look at, but not very bright.
-PARKiNG SP0TS; all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
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