Songs that can be made incredibly amusing by randomly inserting

Songs that can be made incredibly amusing
by randomly inserting the word 'pants':
 #1: Hey Jude, by The Beatles

hey jude, don't make it bad,
take a sad song, and make it better...
remember, to let her into your PANTS,
then you can start, to make it better,

and any time you feel the pain,
hey jude, refrain,
don't carry your PANTS upon your shoulders....
for well you know, that it's a fool,
who plays it cool,
by making his PANTS a little colder...


my music teacher asked me to sing 'hey jude' in music class, & i sang this version ♥