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STRETCH MARKS; gods way of t e l l i n g you you've earned
STRETCH MARKS;
gods way of t e l l i n g you you've earned your s t r i p e s
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posted November 14, 2011 at 6:51pm UTC tagged with
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here'stothesleepless nights; tear stained eyes. selfish fights you told me lies. to you i was never right with every moment away, your love dies; but i kept myself consumed with mights break ups & make ups, every week you were my loser, i was your freak .. we were enemies & we were friends the laughs we had the pictures sent. to think it makes me sad i said goodbye. this time i meant days without you were boring, i yawn kissing while it was pouring. felt like it was long gone. i miss these days, we knew it all along all thats left lays. between empty and wrong . this is the final chapter.. no more time for mistakes its other girls that you're after, while my heart does nothing but breaks . - my poetry nmf
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