The Battle with the Bug true story, and please, no dirty comments

The Battle with the Bug

true story, and please, no dirty comments :)


so, i was about to get into the shower, when i noticed a small black bug hurrying towards my bundle of clothes. i thought fast and ripped off some toilet paper off the roll, and used it to flick to the bug away (let's call him Hubert)
Hubert then slowly walked away, but i flicked him again just to make sure he was as far away as possible. but that must have made him angry, because he then started racing towards the clothes again at a great speed of about 0.0005 mph.
i quickly grabbed the clothes and towels ( yes, i use two towels, one for my hair, one for my body, if you must know) and i stacked them up on the little stool in the corner. (dont ask me what the stools for.)
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when i was getting out of the shower, Hubert was standing at the edge of the mat, like he had been waiting for me.
he started moving across the mat towards my feet, but i squeezed the water out of my hair and made a circle around him. MWAHAHA that'll teach him not to mess with someone 1000000 times the size og him!
that got him trapped for a while, but eventually he got out.
the last i saw of him, he was scurrying behind the sink.
but this isnt over. i'll be ready for him the next time i go to wash my hands and he tries to jump out of the cabinet at me...