Haha ok so yesterday me and my friend were floating and this

Haha ok so yesterday me and my friend were floating and this drunk guy comes up to us and was all "ok Im gonna tell u a story about a priest, and he kept using the fword" well my friends mom put her hand in the guys face and was all i really dont care now get away from me then he fell out of his kayak into some weeds and couldnt get back up in ankle deep water!! oh gosh it was hilarious