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Old person 1: It's windy! Old person 2: No it's Thursday!

Old person 1: It's windy!
Old person 2: No it's Thursday!
Old person 3: Me too, let's have beer!

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prettysam

posted July 20, 2012 at 2:05am UTC tagged with funny

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Fragile ----chapter one.---- I grasped the edge of the counter, feeling myself get dizzy. Alec walked into the bathroom. He saw me sinking on the floor. "KATERINA..!" He yelled, running towards me for aid. "What happe-" I couldn't hear anything. ALEC'S P.O.V. "Katerina? Hello?" I waved infront of her face. "Baby, what's wrong?" I whispered. She didn't budge, she was laying there, she looked dead. I swirled around slowly looking for things that could've caused this. Pain Killers were laying on the floor. My jaw dropped as I reached for them, shaking the jar, and hearing nothing. She took them all. Tears were streaming down my face as I reached for my phone. Quickly, dialing 911, my hands were getting sweaty, I felt as if I started to helusinate. "Hello?" The person on the other line spoke. "Hi, my girlfriend, Katerina ate like 40 pain killers. She fainted in the bathroom," I said, quickly giving them my address. The paramedics came charging in, telling me to back away. They lifted her on the stretcher. It all happened so fast. I dropped the empty jar of pain killers to the floor and sunk down, just crying. What if she died? I thought to myself. This can't be, it just can't. I love her to much for anything to happen. Why would she do this? Words can't explain how confused I am. Authors message- this might get a little detailed, like, sickmindely. if your not in for that, don't continue reading, cause this story is based off of my sick minded mind. (: ahahaa.
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