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Hey! Do you know why people eat when they depressed? Stressed

Hey! Do you know why people eat when they depressed?

Stressed spelled backewards is desserts.

*MIND BLOWN*

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posted May 2, 2013 at 9:57pm UTC tagged with funny, cute, gurlygirl217

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