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posted July 26, 2013 at 5:28pm UTC tagged with
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But, guys, Ed Sheeran is honestly the one we should feel sorry for.
Not only did he put himself in a suit, not win a Grammy, and have to sit in a very close proximity to Chris Brown, but he also had to watch some stupid girl publically mock his best friend and now he has to go on tour with her ratchet a// for the next, like, seven months. Ed, we feel for you, babe.
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You know you're desperate
for school to be cancelled when you're hoping for a super strong hurricane to come and hit your area when you live in the middle of America.
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Ed Sheeran vs. Everyone else
Normal guy: I really want to kiss you
Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow
Normal guy: Let's cuddle
Ed Sheeran: Cover me up cuddle me in lie down with me and hold me in your arms
Normal guy: I want to hug you
Ed Sheeran: I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms
Normal guy: She's a cr-ck wh-re pr-stitute
Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man
Normal guy: Marry me?
Ed Sheeran: Settle down with me and I'll be your safety you'll be my lady
Normal guy: I'm sad and lonely
Ed Sheeran: lately I've been waking up alone paint splattered teardrops on my shirt
Normal guy: gonna get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you
Ed Sheeran: I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed
Normal guy: Expect me to drunk diall you later
Ed Sheeran: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol
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David Karp @Davidkrap 11 Feb
no im not crying there's just some ed sheeran lyrics in my eye.
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