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He who has a mistaken idea of life, will always have a mistaken

He who has a mistaken idea of life,
will always have a mistaken idea of death.

-Leo Tolstoy

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posted September 2, 2014 at 4:42pm UTC tagged with funny, famous, poem, celeb, story, life, quote, happiness, death, omg, ugh, status, wise

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