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Have you ever wondered that on Witty...all the quotes are in English? Aren't there people on here from alllllll over the world?! But you never see quotes in like....German. Is there like little machines that translate everything to your respective language?  Just me?

*making frozen lunch in microwave*
box: peal back plastic shield. place in microwave for 2 minutes.
me: okayyyy! *does what box says*
box: stir food. place back in microwave for 2 minutes.
me:.....okay.... *does what box says*
box: let stand in microwave for 1-2 minutes before serving
me: Aww HEL.L NOO! I WANT MY FOOD! *burns tongue on hot food*
me:
me:
me: -_-
only me?

Even when your family members are sick...it never quite hits you. The feeling you get when that person is actually gone. That heart wrenching feeling in your stoach, throat and body that you will never see that person again, ever, alive. It kills.
Love you always granny. rest in peace.

you can always tell where a wittian is from based on how they say "mom"

HOLY CRAP
 

I HAVE A TOP QUOTE

My life is complete. I can die happy now.

I SHOULD BE DOING HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW...

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when i come on witty
i don't want to see depressing stories
i want to see relatable posts and something to make me smile
No haters please. its my opinion. not trying to offend anyone.
sorry this isnt "pretty".
 

 

Friend: Hey wanna go see a movie?
Me: * in Pj's , hair in a bun, not in the mood*
Friend: Hello?
Me: you know..i dont have a ride.. soo...
Friend: oh i can take you!
Me: ummm...... my dad says no
Dad: NO! you can go :)
Me :...Yea he said no
Friend: oh...okay. Bye
Me: bye.....