Blackshoes

Life:

On the first day God created the dog and said: "sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span on 20 years."

The dog said "that's a long time to be barking. How about only 10 years and i'll give you back the other 10?

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this this, i'll give you a 20 year life-span."

The monkey said: "Thats a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back 10 as the dog did."

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created rhe cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk milk to support the farmers family. For this I will give you a life span of 60 years."

The cow said: "thats kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about 20 and i'll give back the other 40?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created Man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this I'll give you 20 years."

But man said: "only 20 years? Could you possibly give me my 20, the 40 the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back? that makes 80, okay?"

"okay," said God. "you asked for it."

That is why, for the first 20 years of our life, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren. And for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

There,
life has been explained to you.
 

I log onto facebook and my newsfeed is covered in "RIP angel pina" I went to her page and cried so hard looking through peoples posts and her pictures. she got in a car crash last night and died today. She was 12 year old. TWELVE YEARS OLD. she didnt even get to see the world. I dont understand how God can take away someone so young. she was expecting to go back home and see her family, but no, some careless driver ruined it. Rest in paradise, now your name matches you, a beautiful angel. now go out and enjoy the rest of your life in heaven. Rest easy angel.

Dear Girls, Bruno Mars may take 1 grenade for you but we take hundreds. Sincerely, the army.
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*convo w/ my boyfriend*
me: so hows lifee?!
him: really great because of you(;
CUTEST THING EVER.

He just told me he loved me and now I CANT stop smiling, honeslty my cheeks are starting to hurt(: ;*

Nobody's perfect; 
prologue 

Hey, my names Penelope. I know what your thinking, 'is she from some kind of fairytale or something? What kind of name is that?' Well no, and I really do hate my name, so I make people call me penny instead. But people still make fun of me for my name. Anyway, I'm 16, with poofy, ugly, brown hair, and dull grey eyes. I have never had a boyfriend, and go VERY unnoticed by all guys. I guess every guy at my school only wants those skinny, popular, cheerleader chicks. Like, my twin sister. I completely envy her. Her name is Charlotte, she has a beautiful name unlike mine. Her brown hair is always perfectly straightened and goes all the way to about the middle of her back, and her eyes, are blue like the sea. She has had MANY boyfriends. Not that she's a wh0re or anything, just popular I guess. She's been dating since she was in 5th grade. Crazy right? Anyway, I want to tell you about this boy I'm completely head over heels for. His name is Dylan Luke. Even his name would even sound perfect with mine. ''penelope and dylan luke, pronounced married." HA, in my dreams. He has the most perfect green eyes, and his hair falls just right. One problem, he has a thing with Charlotte, just another reason for me to hate her. Well I'm sick of Charlotte, and I have a mission, to get rid of her. For good. 




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-Natalie

That scary moment when..
you get a text from a number you don't know saying
"I know where you are."